When I'm Blue I think of salt rounds and aliens probing humans....
BlueHunter4
SOMEONE FINALLY GIFFED THIS I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY IT IS MY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
EVERYTHING IS SHINING AND WONDERFUL AGAIN THANK YOU
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i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
(Source: soyamilkhotel, via just-julia-a)
A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background.
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help. i can’t stop laughing
the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets
im legit screaming omg
I don’t get what’s different about it. Sounds the same to me.
^^^^^^ same omfggggg
(Source: beyoncespregnantstomach, via yauksiei)
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a band member
Triple plot twist: I didn't have to kidnap him
Bonus Round: He made the first step.
I died at Finding Nemo.
(Source: most-awkward-moments, via yauksiei)
